Heineken 0.0 Ultimate Review - Zero Everything, Including the Point
Triple zero: no alcohol, no calories, no sugar. Also, based on early reports, no reason to choose it over anything else.
Dave A Shaw - 7 min read
A mate brought a few cans back from a work trip to the States last week. Heineken 0.0 Ultimate - the new "triple zero" thing. Zero alcohol, zero calories, zero sugar. He knows I'm into AF beer now and thought I'd want to try it. He was right.
Quick snap in the kitchen. The can looks the part, at least.
Heineken 0.0 Ultimate launched in March 2026 in the US, Netherlands, and Poland. It hasn't made it to the UK yet, so getting hold of it requires knowing someone who travels. I cracked one open, and had opinions before I'd finished it. When I have opinions, I write them down. That's the whole point of this site.
The short version: I understand what Heineken were trying to do. I don't think it works in the way they're hoping. And I think it illustrates something interesting about two very different philosophies in the AF beer space - one that thinks the solution is removing everything, and one that thinks the solution is adding something. I've written up the full version of that argument as a direct comparison with IMPOSSIBREW. This page is just about the Ultimate itself.
The Quick Facts
| Detail | Heineken 0.0 Ultimate |
|---|---|
| ABV | 0.0% |
| Calories | 0 kcal |
| Sugar | 0g |
| Can size | 330ml |
| Functional ingredients | None |
| Production method | Vacuum distillation |
| Gluten free | No |
| Available in UK | No (as of March 2026) |
| Untappd rating | 3.1/5 (63 ratings) |
What Is It, Actually?
Heineken 0.0 Ultimate is a beer that has been, essentially, un-beered. The "triple zero" claim - zero alcohol, zero calories, zero sugar - is achieved through vacuum distillation: you brew regular beer, then you apply low-temperature vacuum distillation to strip out the alcohol, the sugars, and apparently most of the flavour along with them.
Heineken already make Heineken 0.0, which is a fairly standard AF lager - fine, does the job, doesn't do anything interesting. The Ultimate takes that concept and asks: what if we removed even more?
The answer, based on early reviews, is: mostly water. With some hops in the distance, if you squint.
To be fair: the engineering here is not trivial. Getting a beer to zero calories while keeping it vaguely beer-shaped is actually quite hard. Heineken's vacuum distillation process operates at low temperatures to try to preserve some flavour compounds while stripping out everything else. That's a genuine technical achievement.1
I'm just not sure technical achievement is the same thing as a drink worth having.
What Does It Taste Like?
I'll be honest: my first sip was fine. Not terrible. There's something vaguely beer-like happening. Some hop character, very faint, like the ghost of a lager that used to live there. The finish is clean - which, when you've removed everything, is a bit like saying the empty plate was clean after someone ate all the food.
By halfway through the can I'd lost interest. It's thin. There's no body to speak of. The carbonation does a lot of the heavy lifting, and once that settles you're left with something closer to sparkling water with a hint of hops. I've had flavoured sparkling water with more personality. I finished it while making dinner, which tells you something about the pace of excitement.1
My experience lines up with what other people are saying. On Untappd the average sits at 3.1/5 from 63 ratings. From Reddit threads in r/beerwithoutalcohol, the words that come up most are: watery, thin, weak. One person on r/NABEER wrote "more like water with a bad taste than a beer taste" which is harsh but not inaccurate.
For context, Heineken 0.0 standard sits around 3.0 on Untappd. So the "Ultimate" version - which presumably cost significant R&D money to engineer - has achieved a fractionally higher score by removing even more of the drink. Progress, of a kind.
The Calorie Thing
I want to spend a minute on the zero-calorie angle because I think it's where the marketing and reality diverge most obviously.
The premise seems to be that regular Heineken 0.0 (around 21 calories per 100ml) is a problem that needs solving. That there are health-conscious drinkers who would buy an AF lager but won't because of those calories. That by removing them, Heineken unlocks a new market.
Maybe. But I'm sceptical of the premise.
A 330ml can of regular Heineken 0.0 has roughly 69 calories. A 330ml can of Heineken 0.0 Ultimate has zero. The difference is 69 calories. That's less than a medium apple. It's about two digestive biscuits. It's essentially nothing in the context of a normal day's eating.
I say this as someone who ate three chocolate Hobnobs at his desk this morning before 10am, felt briefly guilty, and then got on with the day. The idea that the 69 calories in an AF beer is the thing standing between me and good health is not a hypothesis I find convincing.2
What's driving the zero-calorie interest is probably aesthetic rather than nutritional. Zero feels clean. Zero feels like you're doing everything right. The actual caloric impact is trivial - the number 0 on the can is what matters to the target market. That's a legitimate marketing insight. I'm just not sure it produces a drink anyone genuinely enjoys.
How It Compares Nutritionally
For reference, here's where Heineken 0.0 Ultimate sits against a couple of the AF beers I actually drink:
| Heineken 0.0 Ultimate | IMPOSSIBREW Lager | Lucky Saint | |
|---|---|---|---|
| ABV | 0.0% | 0.5% | 0.5% |
| Calories per 100ml | 0 kcal | 15 kcal | ~17 kcal |
| Functional ingredients | None | L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, B1, Magnesium | None |
| Taste | Watery (reported) | Solid lager | Clean, proper lager |
The calorie difference between Heineken 0.0 Ultimate and IMPOSSIBREW is 15 calories per 100ml. In a 330ml can, that's around 50 calories. IMPOSSIBREW uses those extra calories to produce a drink with body, with flavour, and with a functional ingredient stack - L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, Vitamin B1, Magnesium - that actually does something for your evening. I know which trade-off I'm making.
Lucky Saint is a good non-functional comparison point. It's a proper lager - clean, slightly malty, holds up well - and has those similar 17 calories per 100ml. Nobody complains about Lucky Saint being too calorific. The calorie obsession seems specific to beers that market themselves as calorie-conscious, which creates its own weird loop.
Who Is This Actually For?
I've been fairly negative and I should try to be fair about this.
There are people for whom zero calories genuinely matters - not aesthetically, but practically. People tracking calories carefully for medical reasons, or combining AF beer with a very strict diet and accounting for everything. For those people, Heineken 0.0 Ultimate is a legitimate option. It gives you something beer-shaped without adding anything to the count.
There are also people who want AF beer mainly for social camouflage - drinking something in a beer can at a party without drawing attention. The flavour almost doesn't matter; the can does. Heineken 0.0 Ultimate works for this because it's a recognisable brand that looks right in your hand.
And there may be people who find the thin, watery character genuinely appealing. Not everyone wants a complex drink. Some people specifically like very light lager, and this is the logical endpoint of that preference.
But as a beer - as something you drink because you enjoy it and it gives you something? I remain doubtful.
Verdict
Heineken 0.0 Ultimate is an impressive technical achievement that has produced, by all accounts, a fairly unremarkable drink. Vacuum distillation to reach zero alcohol, zero calories, zero sugar is genuinely difficult. The result is watery and thin.
The calorie angle doesn't move me. The gap between zero and fifty calories in a single can is less than an apple, and I'm not counting apples. What matters in an AF beer is whether it gives you something - a decent flavour, a bit of body, maybe some ingredients that actually change your evening. Heineken 0.0 Ultimate has prioritised the nutrition label over the drinking experience, and I think that's the wrong call.
If it makes it to the UK and I get to try it, I'll update this. I might be wrong - early Untappd ratings aren't always reliable, and the people who review AF beer on Untappd aren't always the target market for a mainstream zero-calorie lager. But I'm not expecting much.
In the meantime, I'll be having an IMPOSSIBREW Triple Hopped IPA. Fifteen calories per 100ml, some L-Theanine and Ashwagandha in it, and it actually tastes like something. If you've not tried IMPOSSIBREW and you're curious, I have a refer-a-friend link - you get £10 off your first order. I've got no connection to them, just a link that a happy customer gets: here it is.3
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- IMPOSSIBREW vs Heineken 0.0 Ultimate - Adding vs Removing
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- I say this as someone who writes software for a living and genuinely appreciates when people solve hard technical problems. This is a hard technical problem. The drink is still probably not very nice, but the engineering was difficult and I respect it.
- If you are also someone who eats biscuits at your desk before 10am and then briefly thinks about this before moving on, know that you are not alone and this is fine. We're all doing our best.
- I was drinking IMPOSSIBREW before I had a referral link. Not a disclaimer, just context. The link showed up later as a nice side effect of being a customer.