AF Beer Tools

Interactive stuff I built because I got bored of reading the same "top 10 alcohol-free beers" lists. No signup, no email capture, no faff. Just useful things.

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NEW - CHALLENGE

🍺 The 7-Day AF Beer Challenge

Can you go a whole week on alcohol-free beer? 7 days, 7 different beers, 7 different situations. Track your progress, discover which AF beers are actually good, and challenge a mate to try it too.

Interactive challenge - 7 days - shareable progress
NEW - QUIZ

🍺 Which AF Beer Should You Actually Drink?

5 quick questions. Honest recommendation based on what you actually like - not what some brand is paying me to say. Personalised result with your top 3 matches.

Quiz - 90 seconds - shareable results
NEW - HEALTH

πŸΊπŸ“Š Alcohol Units & Calories Calculator

How many units are you actually drinking per week? How many calories? What's the yearly cost? Pick your drinks, get the real numbers. Most people are surprised.

Calculator - 2 min - NHS unit guidelines
NEW - SEASONAL

🌱 Sober Spring Savings Calculator

Enter your typical week - pints, wine, spirits, cans. See exactly how much money, calories, and hangover-free mornings you'd gain going dry this spring. The maths is properly eye-opening.

Calculator - 1 min - shareable results

πŸΊβš–οΈ Pub Round Calculator - Who's Getting Ripped Off?

Enter your pub group, pick what everyone's drinking, find out who's subsidising the round. The person on lime and soda is always getting mugged off. Now you can prove it.

Interactive - WhatsApp share - settle the argument

πŸ’· How Much Is Britain Spending on Booze Right Now?

A live counter based on ONS data. Watch UK alcohol spending tick up in real-time. Per second, per minute, since you opened the page. Then see what today's total could buy instead.

Live ticker - ONS data - shareable
NEW - PLAY TONIGHT

🍺 AF Beer Pub Bingo

The bingo card every AF drinker needs for Friday night. Warm Becks Blue, "what's the point?", the confused bartender - tap squares when they happen. Screenshot and send to the group chat.

Interactive bingo - play at the pub - shareable cards
NEW - Feb 2026 duty increase

πŸ’· How Much Tax Is in Your Pint?

Alcohol duty went up AGAIN. See exactly how much of your weekly pub spend goes straight to HMRC. Spoiler: it's more than you think. AF beer pays zero duty.

Tax calculator - 1 min - shareable results
Seasonal
Easter 2026

🐣 Sober Spring Challenge

Challenge your mate to a booze-free Easter bank holiday. 4 days, 4 scenarios. Track who survives. Loser buys dinner. WhatsApp it to them right now.

Challenge generator - 2 min - designed for WhatsApp sharing
How Bad Is It, Really?

πŸ€• Friday Morning Damage Report

Enter what you drank last night. Get graded on the carnage: units, calories, pub spend, recovery timeline, and what your body is actually doing right now. Send it to the group chat.

Interactive - 1 min - designed for morning-after group chats

πŸš— Can I Drive? Morning After Calculator

Enter what you drank and when you stopped. Get an estimated time you're safe to drive. Based on the Widmark formula and NHS unit guidelines. The answer is probably later than you think.

Interactive calculator - 1 min - shareable results
New - For Runners

πŸƒ How Much Faster Would You Be Without Booze?

Enter your parkrun 5K time and weekly drinks. See exactly how many seconds per km alcohol is costing you. Based on sports science research. Share it with your running club.

Interactive calculator - 1 min - built for parkrunners
New - Shareable

πŸ“Š Your Drinking Week Report Card

Enter your typical week of drinking. Get graded A-F with units, calories, cost, and a year projection that'll make you wince. Share it with your mates and see who's worse.

Interactive - 1 min - built to be shared
Send to a Mate
New - Shareable

🚨 Send Your Mate a Beer Intervention

Your mate's taste in beer is a public health emergency. Generate a personalised intervention page and send it to them on WhatsApp. Because friends don't let friends drink Carling.

Personalised - 30 seconds - built to be shared
Quizzes & Games
New

Can You Spot the AF Beer?

10 real tasting notes. Some are alcohol-free, some aren't. Most people score under 6. The quiz that proves modern AF beer is indistinguishable from the real thing.

10 questions - 3 min
Quiz

What's Your Drink Personality?

7 questions about your drinking habits. Find out whether you're an Autopilot Drinker, Reward Seeker, Social Chameleon, or something else entirely. Then find out what to do about it.

7 questions - 2 min
Find Your Beer

Find Your AF Beer Twin

Pick the beers you actually drink. Get matched with the alcohol-free beers that taste most like them. Not what the marketing says - what they actually taste like.

20 beers - 14 AF matches
Rankings

UK AF Beer Tier List

15 alcohol-free beers ranked from S-tier to F-tier. The honest ranking nobody in the industry wants you to see. Beck's Blue gets what it deserves.

15 beers ranked
Eye-Openers
Calculator

Hangover Cost Calculator

How much do your hangovers actually cost you? Not just the drinks - the takeaways, the missed gym, the wasted mornings, the brain fog at work. The number will surprise you.

Interactive calculator - 1 min
Mind-Blowing

Things With More Alcohol Than AF Beer

Your morning banana, your kid's juice box, and your sourdough bread all contain more alcohol than a 0.0% beer. Vanilla extract is 35%. The full list will change how you think about "alcohol-free."

14 everyday items ranked
Stories
Story

The Blind Taste Test Bet

I bet my mate Gaz fifty quid he couldn't tell the difference between an AF IPA and a regular one. He lost. Badly. This is what happened.

8 min read
Review

I Tried 6 AF Beers So You Don't Have To

The original review that started this whole thing. Six beers, honest scores, no brand deals. Still the most-read thing on this site.

10 min read

If you're wondering what I actually drink - it's IMPOSSIBREW. Their Triple Hopped IPA is the one that made me stop missing real beer. Has L-theanine and ashwagandha so you actually feel something. Referral link, saves you a tenner.